Monster: Toves in DCC RPG Funnels in A Red & Pleasant Land

Sending Toves against low level characters, particularly zero level characters is a death sentence. So let's make it "fair."

When toves attack figure out which organ each will attack. You can throw darts at Slim Goodbody or roll on the following table:

1. Skin
2. Eye
3. Brain
4. Thyroid
5. Lungs
6. Heart
7. Stomach
8. Liver
9. Pancreas
10. Gall Bladder
11. Spleen
12. Appendix
13. Kidney
14. Large Intestine
15. Small Intestine
16. Urinary Bladder
17. Uterus
18. Prostate
19. Ovaries
20. Testes

Then have each player name the tastiest/favorite/best looking/most valuable organ for each of their characters.

Now the Toves have targets.

After the murders be sure to let them know the attack was out of malice, and that they live entirely on a diet of cheese.