Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Monster: Toves in DCC RPG Funnels in A Red & Pleasant Land

Sending Toves against low level characters, particularly zero level characters is a death sentence. So let's make it "fair."

When toves attack figure out which organ each will attack. You can throw darts at Slim Goodbody or roll on the following table:

  1. Skin
  2. Eye
  3. Brain
  4. Thyroid
  5. Lungs
  6. Heart
  7. Stomach
  8. Liver
  9. Pancreas
  10. Gall Bladder
  11. Spleen
  12. Appendix
  13. Kidney
  14. Large Intestine
  15. Small Intestine
  16. Urinary Bladder
  17. Uterus
  18. Prostate
  19. Ovaries
  20. Testes
Then have each player name the tastiest/favorite/best looking/most valuable organ for each of their characters.

Now the Toves have targets.

After the murders be sure to let them know the attack was out of malice, and that they live entirely on a diet of cheese.

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